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為無為,事無事,味無味。
大小多少,報怨以德。
圖難於其易,為大於其細;
天下難事,必作於易,
天下大事,必作於細。
是以聖人終不為大,故能成其大。
夫輕諾必寡信,多易必多難。
是以聖人猶難之,故終無難矣。
The five colors blind the eye.
The five tones deafen the ear.
The five flavors dull the mouth.
The five colors blind the eye.
The five tones deafen the ear.
The five flavors dull the mouth.
The five colors blind the eye.
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The five flavors dull the mouth.
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Spring 2026 Collection
This spring, I'm wearing:
  • Complete a 5k in 18 minutes
  • Cherry Blossom 10-mile race
  • Fill up a sketchbook
  • Graduate
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wake up and start making b2b saas. every day is a saas day. does the day end in “y”? saas time. b2b, b2c, c2b, c2c, peter doesn’t care. another 20 billion dollar investment from one of these random people making the world a better place. series a, series b. series i, d, g, a, f. series e, t, c. we have all the data now. all of the data has told us that we need to make more b2b saas. let’s use all of the data to get rid of all of the people we don’t like. let’s use all of the data to get rid of all of the things that aren’t b2b saas. let’s use all of the data to get rid of all of the things that don’t give us more of the data. what is the color green anyway? what if there was none of the colors? we could just get rid of all of them, you know. just like that book. the one that was supposed to be about communism but seems to be more and more what our very b2b saas world looks like anyway. what’s the point in fighting over the best method of becoming a more depressed world? depression from both sides and the grass is always greener, but there’s no such thing as green, just black and white. then what am i? anyway, you don’t have green, but we can give it to you, maybe. depends on what you have to offer i suppose. we have green and you don’t. let’s sell everything. what do we have? we have saas so let’s sell saas. we have data so let’s sell data. we have ourselves so let’s sell ourselves. literally or what? let’s make all of our websites just be sales pitches for our ability to work. let’s learn how to do incredible things with the advancements of technology and then put them to use solely for the financial advancement of people we will never know but will hear about every day. let’s apply those abilities to market ourselves, but not our real selves. none of the shit we actually care about. none of the shit we actually like to do. let’s just show off how many frameworks we know and how many languages we know and how many b2b saas startups we’ve created. i only care about two words: total comp. silicon valley is my autobiography and gavin belson is my father. let’s count how many times i say saas in this blurb, we can sell that data too. here’s a popup asking you to subscribe to my newsletter btw. here’s a popup asking you which cookies you want to accept btw. (what’s toll house?). here’s a popup asking you to talk to my ai agent. i bet you think you’re edgy and quirky and different making this little statement criticizing everyone else. i bet you think you’re cool for knowing random shit from the daodejing. i bet you think you’re a good designer just because you can use a grid on figma. i bet you think you’re a good programmer cause you know how to make shit move on the screen using javascript. i bet you think you’re cultured cause you have all these different genres of music you’ve listened to. i bet you think you look good and that’s why you put your picture up on there. i bet you think you’re shit but you’re not. i bet you think you’re shit but you’re not. i bet you think you’re shit but you’re not. you’re not anything but the tc you bring home. you’re not shit but the vote we got from you. you’re not shit but the data we got from you. you’re not shit but the views we got from you. you’re not shit but the clicks we got from you. you’re not shit but the money we got from you. you think you’re creative but you’re not. you think you’re tasteful but you’re not. you think you matter but you don’t. you think you’re athletic but you’re not. you think you’re important but you’re not. okay fine i’m not any of those things. then what am i anyway? i’m the skin and the flesh and so are you. i’m the ribs and the lungs and so are you. i’m the air and the water and so are you. i’m the cool breeze on a hot summer’s day and the bone-chilling january gust, and the mountain piercing the sky and i’m the river carving the valley, and the ferns and the fruits and the fires and the flies and the free and the forgotten and so are you. i’m the people and the person and so are you. stop it. what, you think you’re a thinker now? i told you that you’re not anything. better be careful, you’re thinking like that again. better be careful, let’s see how far you’ll go. better be careful, let’s push you. better be careful, let’s give you more and more and more. better be careful, let’s yell at you and scream at you all day long about how there used to be green and now there’s just black and white and is it your fault? is it them’s fault? the real problem is all these people we don’t like here taking away green. the real problem is all these people in power hiding green. the real problem is that we don’t have enough b2b saas. the real problem is you’re not doing what you’re told and you haven’t filled out all the applications on the new grad simplify github and you haven’t done leetcode three-thousand five-hundred ten: minimum pair removal to sort array ii. you’re so vain. i bet you think this website’s about you. but i made it so of course it’s about me. my picture’s on the website. it’s all about things i care about and like. no, you just don’t understand the deeper meaning. what is the deeper meaning? 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